Finger Licking Good.

In "The Only Thing I Love More Than You is Ranch Dressing," the new short film by Sydney Clara Brafman, a lot happens over the course of 60 seconds. That's right, this short is very short as it clocks in at one minute. We've all known people who put ranch on everything. I, myself, enjoy ranch on pizza and french fries. I've even met people who put it on their sushi. So it would come to no one's surprise that someone would love it so much that they would go to great lengths to get more of it while eating chicken wings, even by licking it off someone else's fingers. The subject of the film played by Maison McGhee decides that the guy's fingers (played by James Soller) she licks taste so good that she eats the fingers coated in ranch! I guess that's what you would call winging it, although I suppose that he now has no more interest in finding her hidden valley. The short is a tossed salad of grindhouse style filming as it feels like it was made in the early 1980's, but has insane scream metal which brings it to the modern age. The lighting is nicer than light ranch dressing as you genuinely believe that the subjects are in a bar. This was such a nice short that I double dipped by watching a second time. The makeup effects were even better on the second watch. I would love to see what Sydney Clara Brafman could do with a feature film as she seems to have an eye for directing.

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Cinepocalypse Film Fest 2019 - “THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN YOU IS RANCH DRESSING” Review

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